Tickets at Will Call for Patricia H.

Hi Pat,
Welcome to the Village.  Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.  You will at times see wild animals, please do not feed them.  They just get fat and lazy.  You will have to keep your papers with you at all times.  The secret police are right bastards.  There are scheduled stops for meals and bathroom breaks.  Please enjoy your stay.

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